How to survive in an open air office Step 2.

When the micro-manager with a job-security issues, reprimands someone who earns literally half her wage again - sit there and giggle. But do not let the micro-manager see this, as her lack of self-esteem may make her sigh and click her tongue more than usual. This irritation is best taken in low doses.

How to survive in an open plan office. Step 1.

When overhearing misinformation, do not speak up! Firmly close teeth over tongue and gently but forcefully trap that lying piece of meat between the pearly whites (or yellows if you are coffee drinker). Gently apply more pressure as needed, depending on the size of the misinformation being perpetrated. If bleeding becomes evident, be cautious to not let the blood be seen. Do not speak until the misinformation is no longer being discussed. Apply this procedure as necessary throughout the day. To reach management level, you need to build up scar tissue to be successful.